Regular readers know that the Von Erichs were always one of my favorites growing up. In 1985, Lance Von Erich arrived in World Class to help his "cousins" do battle with the likes of the Fabulous Freebirds. Lance always reminded me of a hybrid of Kerry and Kevin. While his physique wasn't as big as Kerry's, he had the build. And he wrestled barefoot just like Kevin did.
Lance, Kevin and Kerry enjoyed some success as 6 man tag team champions. He also had a stint as the TV champ in WCCW. Eventually, he and the Dingo Warrior (now Ultimate Warrior) held the tag team titles. I remember him challenging Rick Rude for the heavyweight title, but coming up short after some devious actions by Percy Pringle. Lance eventually left the company because of a falling out with Uncle Fritz. And while he kept the Von Erich moniker for a while, Fritz blasted Lance saying he wasn't related to his famous clan.
I liked Lance, and even at the time when I thought he was a Von Erich I still thought he was lacking something. I don't think he even fully got over with the fans and we never saw much of him after he left WCCW and became the Fabulous Lance. He probably should have and could have been more successful. He was there at a time the Von Erichs were ailing. Kerry nearly died in that motorcycle accident in 1986. He rushed back too soon which of course only put added pressure on him and took a great toll on his health. I think Lance found out it's hard being a Von Erich, especially when you're not really one.
Jesse Barr headed to the WWF in 1986 with a bullrope, Lone Ranger mask, and a cowboy hat. He became Jimmy Jack Funk. He was billed as Terry and Dory's long lost little brother from the Double Cross Ranch in Texas. JJF was brought in as Terry was headed out. Of course he was not a suitable replacement for the former NWA world heavyweight champion. JJ and Dory teamed briefly until the elder Funk left the company. The little brother was left on his own and floundered in the lower midcard. Jimmy Jack was pretty much a WWF jobber before leaving New York and heading to World Class. He was able to keep the Funk gimmick and had some success with the company. Not really sure whatever became of him after that though.
Another family unit of the 1980's was the Hillbillies. Hillbilly Jim, Uncle Elmer, and cousins Luke and Junior. There was no relation with any of them, but they always had a good time in the ring. The closet any of them came to gold in the ring was when Jim and Elmer challenged Brutus Beefcake and Greg Valentine for the WWF tag team titles. The Hillbillies came up short. And once Jim went on the shelf with injuries, the rest of the clan seemed to become nothing more than jobbers to the stars. Elmer got hitched on Saturday Night's Main Event in what may have been his most memorable performance. I'm pretty sure that was wrestling's first televised wedding too. Nevertheless, these guys weren't really hillbillies and they weren't really kin folk either.
Some modern day versions of faux families include the WWE claiming Edge and Christian are/were brothers. I can't remember if they ever came out and just said they were best friends or not. Paul Bearer isn't really Kane's dad, nor is Kane really the Undertaker's half brother. Finlay's son isn't Hornswoggle, and Andre the Giant was not the Giant's (Big Show) father. And do I really need to get into the Dudley's family tree?
I'm not sure why wrestling companies like to make up family and add family members yet ignore others who are actually related. Randy Savage and Lanny Poffo come to mind. At least they were kept apart in the WWF. Ray Gordy who wrestled at Jessie never mentioned his famous father Terry Gordy during his stint with WWE. And I don't think the WWE ever acknowledged the fact that Honky Tonk Man and Jerry Lawler are cousins.
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